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1. One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:
Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
Wife: - - - silence - - -
Husband: Damn it !
2. Tinku: Tuade pitaji da ki haal hai?
Bantu: Kal pitaji kuwe mein gir gaye thay aur jor se chilla rahe thay.
Tinku: ab kaise hai?
Bantu: Ab theek honge, Kal se kuwe se koi awaaj nahi aa rahi.
3. Sagai hui...
Shadi hui...
Biwi ghar mein aaye...
Ghar swarg ban gaya ...
Aur mein
Swargwasi...
4. Tinku: "Yadi kisi ko pyar ho jaye to kya karna chahiye?"
Bantu: "Un dono ki shadi karva deni chahiye, Char dino mein pyar ka bhoot utar jayega!"
5. Principal bola" Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya to first time Rs 100 fine, second time Rs 200 fine and third time Rs. 500."
Munnabhai bole "Monthly paas ka kya lega MAMU"
6. Ek saradaar apne kandhe pe 1 panchi lekar bazaar mein ghoom raha tha.
Uske dost ne pooncha 'jaanwar kahan se pakad laye'
To panchi bola ‘panjaab se’
7. Doctor mareej ke peeche bhag raha tha.
Logon ne poocha "Kya hua?"
Doctor: "4 baar aisa hua, sala brain ka operation karwaane aata hai aur sir ke baal katwakar bhag jata hai."
8. 4 Sadaran ne mil ke Garage khola.
3 mahino se koi customer nahi aaya, Kyun?
Janaab Garage 3rd Floor par khol kar baithe the.
Garage ka dhanda band kiya aur taxi chalana shuru kar diya.
Phir taxi par koi nahi aaya, Kyun?
Janaab Taxi mein 4 sardar khud baith jaate the.
Haar ke taxi ko khayi mein girane gaye.
Taxi bhi khayi mein na gira sake. Kyun?
Janab Do aage se dhakka laga rahe the aur Do peeche se.
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